Sleeping

Earlier this week, I read a news site that stated that "there is an epidemic of lost sleep in the nation." This is simply incorrect. Why? Well, thank you for asking.

First of all, no one likes sleeping. It's a waste of time. I should be technically sleeping right now because I have to wake up early tomorrow morning, but I am not because I have better things to do.

My second point will be proven with the following visual aid:


Finally, and perhaps most importantly, sleeping poses a threat to America. How so? Well, sleeping decreases productivity. The economy has plummeted as a result of this lack of production. Therefore, more sleep means a worse economy.

In conclusion, it is crucial stay up all night in order to save America.